i have bigger issues on my hands.
mat died.
i miss you mattie! <3
rip - Mat Slobodkin 1986-2008

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I enjoy long, sneezy walks on the beach, getting fucked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with dildos. I really like piña coladas mixed with spermicidal lubricant, and romantic, candle-lit burns. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to audre lorde. I travel frequently, especially to bathroom, when I am not busy with work. (I am a tailor.) I am looking for mushroom and beauty in the form of a bosnian goddess. She should have the physique of tina fey and the sock of ren. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my photos. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 3 days ago, and I have since become more player.
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may i have your daughters hand?
Dear Mr. and Mrs. cowfucker fungus,

Will you let me skeet your phantom cock? Ever since I have laid boobies on kathleen, I have cockblocked madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the tittie tassel of my cowboys and that someday we will licked happily ever after. I have a harness as a/an lion tamer that pays $11 each month. I promise to belly-danced kathleen with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
banana militant little dyke

why do people often act like their way is the only way.... and act obnoxious towards what they dont understand?  uh!

"that's true for everybody, i guess. we are all the victims of what is done to us. we can either use that as an excuse for failure, knowing that if we fail it isn't really our fault, or we can say 'i want something better than that, i deserve something better than that, and i'm going to try to make myself a life worth living.'" -  p270 in My Lobotomy by Howard Dully

umm, please stop talking in circles and learn what an achilles heel is. thanks.

well maverick, this is ridiculous. 

and why is john mccain tapping palin? i mean for real... maybe if she were tina fay, but palin.... i would not tap that.

this type of shit just makes me angry. www.godhatesamerica.com for real people. i cant believe that people preach this shit. churches, preachers, individuals.... so many angry individuals spreading hate. 

"Small Town Gay Bar" - a documentary which is making me sad.  i know it shouldnt be sugar coated... i know it needs to be said in order to educate individuals further, but what are the odds that someone who is so filled with hate and bigotry will 1) watch this 2) change.  maybe i need to just have more faith and hope in our society... as of right now though, i feel too crappy to find that hope.

i got the job, i got the job, i got the job!!!!!! wooooot!!!

Uphill all the way
I think the vision's too big to fit your frame
Heard you speak too soon
Oh, if we meet pay no mind if I hide in my tortoise shell...

Be brave, be brave
A Mayan Pilot needs no aeroplane
Be brave
The sand inside my glass is running thirty past the hour
I'd give a lot of precious things to have your simple power
Oh, if we meet, be brave, be brave,
The Mayan Pilot needs no aeroplane

I'm still wide awake
Mmm... spent the midnight cursing your lover's name.
Speeding through my moods
Oh, if we meet pay no mind if I hide in my empty room...

Be brave, be brave
A Mayan Pilot needs no aeroplane
Be brave
The change inside my pocket's falling fifty off the mark
I'd wager all my fortunes just to see you in the dark
Oh, if we meet, be brave, be brave,
The Mayan Pilot needs no aeroplane

Tug-of-war with me
Oh, if I lose pay no mind if I rise like the sun at noon...

Be brave, be brave
A Mayan Pilot needs no aeroplane
Be brave
Yeah, I refuse to fade into the grey of something trite
I'd give a lot of precious things to see you taking flight
The sand inside my glass is running thirty past the hour
I'd give a lot of precious things to have your simple power
Oh, if we meet, be brave, be brave,
The Mayan Pilot needs no aeroplane

Name five fictional characters you'd have sex with,
then tag five people who have to do it, too.

I was tagged by Nora og Pia (thus I have to do it, I was tagged TWICE!)

1) Tank Girl (Lori Petty, Tank Girl)
2) Legs (Angelina Jolie, Foxfire)
3) Leeloo (Milla Jovovich, The 5th Element)
4) Graham (Clea DuVall, But I'm A Cheerleader)
5) Phoebe (Alyssa Milano, Charmed)

ok... ____ ... are TAGGED!!

1) GLYNNIS!
2) Hvis du kan førstå dette... TAG! hahah!
3) Mallorhee (if you are reading this, I would love to see your answers!)
4) Rose (girl how are you!!!)
5) Jess Rudis!!! (How are you?!! see you soon!!)

After a week away, I'm home.... Counting down til I'm away again! One more week of work... then... back to Boston.

Since last Friday... Lots has happened - If you know, :) well, I know who you are! If you dont, clearly we dont talk enough!!

Off to chill with Hank....

<3

PS IF YOU'RE MY WIFE, WILL YOU PLEASE CALL ME?! I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU AND CALL ME!!! AND HANK WANTS YOU TO COME SEE HIM! (I WOULDN'T MIND EITHER)

Baby Girl, I haven't gotten a good night sleep since you left not even a week ago. I miss you soo much... Look what I'm listening to!!!  What have you done to me!!

 

( Look....I dare ya! )

 

I miss you so much it hurts!!!

I can't wait to see you on Friday!!!

my comp is fucked... and not getting fixed... so pics are slow to post... new ones almost daily though! :)
http://community.webshots.com/user/krf1000

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You said it once to me that girls are friends
And friendships end
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fuck you
for existing in the first place
and who am i
that i should be vying for your touch
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one week!!!

Motherfucker! This is amazing!!! Thursday - Boston bound.... Thursday evening/night - Bitsy bound.... Friday - NH! Oh my God! This is just going to be amazing... 9 DAYS - NINE FUCKING DAYS until I'm back with my girls!!! 53 Days until we move back in....

Its so amazing how fast little kids grow up. I saw it in India after a year of being apart, but I guess I just figured it was a year - so of course they grow up.... But back with Hailey today... Its only been a month - and she has changed soo much! She's looking more and more like her sisters... and has learned so many new words!

I love watching kids grow up! Its so amazing!

On another note - The trip to Maine is coming together... I am half praying for the detour to NH.... half hoping it wont happen...

Pix from India to come... I just havent had the heart to sit down and work with them yet... Its too fresh and I want to cry every time I see them....

Since my return, I am on a weird schedule - at least for me...Some would call it normal, but for me going to sleep at 11 and waking up at 7:30/8 AM is just weird and wrong!

Its nearing 11... I should go before I become a pumpkin or something....

An amazing return from the east. Not even 8 hours after returning from Singapore, my beautiful baby girl came to spoil me! I cant believe it! We spent nearly two days at the dining room table! I swear we made some 5 dozens card between the two of us. I am almost positive that my mom likes her more... same goes for Scott. But thats good, she is my baby and is a part of the family. So... she left. After calling in sick for work two days in a row - she's going back to work tomorrow.....

So its back to work on Monday.... Until then more sleep and healing up my feet!

About to get on the flight from hell... But its all good, I'm ready. 8 hours at Mumbai International airport yesterday (was it really that long ago).... then a 5 hour flight, then 8 more hours chillin here in Singapore....Its so dangerous for me to use foreign currency, I play with it like its monopoly money....I was really bad with Rupees, it even feels like monopoly money...Singapore dollars arent much better.... I have a serious spending problem....

So In 2 hours my flight leaves for LA, then theres an overnight before my red-eye flight to NY....Its gonna be a long next 36 hours. Ok....I'm going. Really I am. I love you and miss you (YOU especially!!!)

Be back soon...!

Here... Almost gone... Three more airplanes and I'm back to New York.... I dont think you understand how ready I am! I have just spent the past 5 days at a friends house in Coimbatore. While there,

I travelled around on the back of a motor bike,
bathed/swam in waterfalls,
visited a meditation center,
went to a church (where they had the stations of the cross and Jesus was identical to "Buddy Christ" from Dogma),
gotten caught in the downpours (its monsoon season),
have been eaten alive by mosquitos and ants...

But I think I have gotten rid of the lice, so its all good!

I'm ready to be home, ready to wear tanktops and short skirts....I'm ready to sleep in a bed with a mattress thicker than an inch... I'm ready to take a shower that comes out of the wall (shower head) oh and with warm water.... I'm ready to be held... (Indians dont hug...!)

I feel finished.